Tuesday, June 06, 2006

The Number of the Beast

All right - I acknowledge that many of these have been around for years, but I just couldn't see letting today slip past without acknowledging the "Number of the Beast" - 666. Did you know any of these little known factoids? (scrounged from EcuLaugh and a website I copied a long time ago, but have apparently lost the front page information to)

$665.95 Retail price of the Beast
$699.25 Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax
$769.95 Price of the beast with accessories and replacement parts
$656.66 Walmart price of the Beast
$646.66 Next week's Walmart price of the Beast
$6.66 Beast steak, per pound
1-866-666-6666 Toll free number of the Besat
6-6-6 Fertilizer of the Beast
6-666-66666-6 ISBN of the Beast
66-66-66 bust, waist and hips of the Beast
665.99996973 Intel Pentium number of the Beast
00666 Zip code of the Beast
1-666 Area code of the Beast
660 Approximate number of the Beast
DCLXVI Roman numeral of the Beast
666.0000 Number of the High Precision BEast
0.666 Number of the Millibeast
/666 Beast Common Denominator
666^(-1) Imaginary number of the Beast
1010011010 Binary of the Beast
Phillips 666 Gasoline of the Beast
$6.66 9/10 Price of a Beast gasoline
Route 666 Way of the Beast
666F Oven temperature for roast Beast
666k Retirement plan of the Beast
6.66% 5 year CD rate at First Beast National Bank, $666 minimum deposit
i66686 CPU of the Beast
666i BMW of the Beast
DSM-666 Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
668 Next-door neighbor of the Beast
666 mg Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
Lotus 6-6-6 Spreadsheet of the Beast
Word 6.66 Word Processor of the Beast
6 h 66 min Beast Standard Time (BST)
Beverly Hills 66666 Beast's favorite TV show
6/6/66 Birthdate of the Beast
666-66-6666 Social Security number of the Beast
6666 PIN of the Beast
25.806975 Square root of the Beast
Motel 666 Beast Western
Windows 96 ver. 666 OS of the Beast
333 Half brother of the Beast
555 Number of the Wanna-Beast

2 comments:

freethoughtguy said...

This is fun, but in a make-fun-of-the-superstitious-people kind of way. Of course, there's no such thing as gods, demons, angels, ghosts, et cetera.

Ron Franscell said...

There's a highway in the West, US 666, that is known as the devil's Highway. No kidding.

I think there have been efforts to change the designation.